A Hillsborough Community College Student Publication since 1978.
By Stephen Simmons
What is the extent of my love?
I would walk across the street
Tell someone to make you some soup if
you were sick
Help you with your personal issues
until something better came along
Buy you red roses if they weren’t too
Have long, intimate conversations until
the Cleveland Cavaliers game comes
Be there by your side if you promised
to help me out with a loan
Take you out for an expensive,
romantic dinner if you promise to split
Tell you how beautiful you are when
I’m in a good mood
Buy you a box of chocolates and eat the
pieces I’m positive you don’t like so you
won’t have to
be bothered with them.
Say I love you if none of my friends are
Allow you to stay in the same room
with me while I watch the
Not express my severe distaste for your
lack of style and lame personality
I wholeheartedly vow to give you part
of me whenever it’s convenient.