Ode to an A-hole

By Avinash Ignatius

A gargantuan TV,
A banquet in your kitchen,
And money in your swimming pool.
You greedy bastard!
You ignoramus iguanodon, You passionless pachyderm, You desperate dog, You simple swine.
Everything you do
You do for yourself.
Everything you say
You say about somebody else.
Remove yourself from here;
Goodbye!
F-off!
Go somewhere and die!